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Kentucky Fried Rat is not finger-licking good

We all know fast food is bad for us, but that doesn’t stop us from eating it. Of course, that’s assuming that our fast food is actually food. Devorise Dixon of Watts, California, claimed to have received a deep-fried rat on a recent trip to KFC.

He declined to turn the suspect piece over to KFC for testing initially. Unfortunately for Dixon, in his meticulous documentation, he failed to notice that the white meat of the chicken was visible when he flipped the piece over.

SICK

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Eventually, Dixon had it tested by an independent food laboratory. Unfortunately for him, and fortunately for the rest of us, it turned out that KFC just had one really oddly shaped chicken tender.