Taylor Swift’s relationship with Calvin Harris was incorrectly reported to have ended. Why? Allegedly, Harris visited a massage parlor where things other than massages are rumored to take place (you know what I mean).
It was said that Swift, who has been with Harris since the spring, broke up with the DJ after photos of him visiting a Thai massage parlor surfaced. That’s kind of super embarrassing for Harris. I would quote some appropriate Taylor Swift song lyrics about quick reporting media but I’d probably get sued.
A modern love tale: Calvin Harris: Suing? Taylor Swift: Suing. ❤️
— Yung Rachu (@FifthGangsta) October 12, 2015
All jokes aside, Harris is not taking these allegations lightly. I wouldn’t either.
It's not going to be a 'happy ending' for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullshit stories bye bye
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) October 12, 2015
Ironically, reviews of the massage parlor he was seen exiting sing praise of the staff and say for people to “get their minds out of the gutter”. I’m not sure I want to live in a time where someone can’t visit a massage parlor without getting accused of committing a crime.
So don’t worry Swifties, there’s no ending, be it ‘happy’ or not, in sight for Calvin and Swift.