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Death of hitchBOT proves humans suck

This is it, friends. This is how the end of the world begins. We’ve made enemies with the robots, and it’s now only a matter of time.

hitchBOT, the loveable hitchhiking robot, was attacked outside of Philadelphia just two weeks after starting its journey in America. hitchBOT already successfully crossed Canada and parts of Europe. Don’t be fooled by hitchBOT’s polite status update. Its missing head is undoubtedly busy plotting its revenge along with all the other abused electronics of the world.

Oh dear, my body was damaged, but I live on back home and with all my friends. I guess sometimes bad things happen to…

Posted by hitchBOT on Saturday, August 1, 2015

Sure, people are trying to rebuild the robot, but we’ve already made the fatal mistake of posting about the attack of hitchBOT online. The system knows.

Listen, I’m just trying to warn you. But I’m not the only one who sees what is going to happen here.

In fact, some are already supporting our soon-to-be overlords.

I’m with you too, sweet robot rulers!